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Haha Ahmadinejad is almost as dumb as Bush

President Ahmadinejad has implored the United States to apologize for past wrongs for which it has already apologized:

“Change means that they should apologize to the Iranian nation and try to make up for their dark background and the crimes they have committed against the Iranian nation,” he said in a speech in the western city of Kermanshah that was broadcast live on Iranian television.

Too bad we already apologized for the ’53 coup TEN YEARS AGO in one of the highlights of Madeleine Albright’s diplomatic career. And we mainly overthrew Mossadegh to impress the British chicks, too, and I have a poster of him in my dorm. Maybe Khamanei should apologize for all the naughty things the Islamic regime has done to the Iranian nation, which are actually far more numerous. Like not taking the ’82 ceasefire after Saddam gave up trying to conquer Khuzistan, resulting in the death of millions, and also for accepting American weapons and arms, just like Saddam, and also for killing basically anyone with a college degree.

Haha but at least the Iranians aren’t trying to elect this guy again (yet). Unlike the Israelis, they don’t seem keen to reviving the political careers of guys who were kinda cool ten years ago.


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One Response

  1. Jeff says:

    Haha Ahmadinejad is just a monkey puppet. Too bad he didn;t look more like a wolf because he cry’s wolf like no other.

    No such thing as a straight and trustworthy word coming from this country’s officials! I feel bad for the people because I find it very hard to belive that the government truely speaks for the majority. True democracy will win eventually. Until then, our thoughts and prayers are with the people.

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