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The latest inanity from Ahmadinejad

Ahmadinejad (not his real name, he changed it because he didn’t want anyone to think he was Armenian) is being an idiot again, and people are caring for some reason. From The Swamp:

The vituperative Iranian president, delivering his first public address since President Barack Obama’s inauguration last week and Obama’s own overture to the Muslim world this week, suggested today that the “change” which Obama promised in his campaign means that the new American leader must apologize for U.S. “crimes” against Iran, including American support for the 1953 coup in Tehran and the backing of Iraq during the war between Iraq and Iran.

Lol, he’s forgetting that we also backed Iran during the Iran-Iraq war, so they could both kill themselves, so Israel only be worried by third-rate crap from the PLO and Syria. Everyone knows it thanks to the Beebeecee. And Saddam asked for a truce in ’82 but Khomeini was too cocky to accept it; as a result, basically everybody in Iran died, but the ones who didn’t had loads of sexxytime, so the population asploded, so the gummint decided to give everyone condoms, something non-fundamentalists in Americans are kinda scared of doing.

While you’re at it, why don’t you apologize for all the Israelis, Palestinians, and Lebanese you’ve had Hezbollah kill, Mr. Ahmadinejad? And for not ending the war after you reconquered Khuzestan, resulting in the deaths of about a million of your own people and the maiming of countless others? Oh wait, you don’t actually do anything, everything is controlled by the IRGC and the clerics and Larjani and Rafsanjani.

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