Big Rock Candy Mountain

The official voice of the Deseret Liberation Organization


obasanjoI am buying tickets for Sundance this year for God knows why. Believe it or not, it is still somewhat possible for penniless college students to snag a few of the tickets left behind by the jet-setting coastal elites who couldn’t give a damn about cinema. Prepare for stories of how much it, like Robert Redford himself, has sold out, during the next week and a half.

I will be going to as many films as I can afford with the change I received after buying this semester’s textbooks. Feel free to comment with any suggestions for movies that:

  • do not suck;
  • are not just the meaningless, pseudo-surrealistic masturbations of some rich kid from New York or L.A.;
  • feature mountains, deserts, rocky coasts, or other badass nature-related symbols of strength and honor;
  • do not feature entirely unnecessary, poorly executed sex scenes (college students get enough of those in real life);
  • use semicolons correctly.

Thank you for your time!!


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