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Palin+turkey decapitation=biggest news story evar

Sarah Palin is interviewed and gives her usual verbal diarrhea which makes no sense and contains far too many gerunds and quasi-colloquial creepyisms. But she is upstaged by a man who is inserting turkeys headfirst into woodchippers because he is too modern for an ax and farmers are creepy like that now thanks to Monsanto and all that other stuff. Might this slaughter during an interview signify the way in which every interviewer, no matter how timid, will ultimately slaughter Sarah Palin?

I can’t wait to see her with BaWa or Larry King. It will be so surreal.


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