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Thanks to the work of the Black People (OMG OMG OMG there trying to get people under thirty and/or with dark skin to vote) and their allies (ie. 98% of white folks), it seems likely that Barack Obama will win today. Look at THIS!!! I’m pretty sure all my guns will be gone and… stuff.

With today’s election likely ending the era of NeoCon domination, many of you who thought costly and morally unjustifiable wars in Russia and Iran looked fun will be disappointed. Never fear, here is a video to help you remember how radd it is to be at war with the entire world.


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