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Englishmen: Barack Obama is King

Barack Obama is Prez

Barack Obama is Prez

According to the British Broadcasting Corporation:

Democratic Senator Barack Obama has been elected the first black president of the United States, according to projected results. He is projected to have won enough states to guarantee that he has beaten Republican rival John McCain. He has so far held most of the states that voted Democrat in 2004, as well as seizing at least three from the Republicans.

This nation has chosen its first president without a dopey smile since John Fitzgerald Kennedy won the presidency in 1960. Wonderful, absolutely wonderful.


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